Okay, okay so I succumbed to his calling. It was only a matter of time before I would accept Jesus into my life. It was so easy too. All I did was press FOLLOW and now I get personal messages from him daily. Oh and by the way he doesn’t like when you capitalize the H in him. It creeps him out. I found out some interesting things about Jesus, no he doesn’t like all the little children, he absolutely hates Christian rock, and he’s partial to Juicyfruit gum. Who knew? I suppose he tweats us with his iPhone, but not really sure; could possibly be some metaphysical way he communicates too. Either way, I don’t care, I love him and I wait and watch for his words daily. If you want to FOLLOW Jesus: http://twitter.com/Its_Jesus
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